The Toilet Paper War

Yes, there are serious issues in the world, the threat of nuclear war, Nazis in bucolic, college towns. This blog is meant to lighten your day a bit, not talk about all that. That's what news stations are for.

As you may know, I've been married almost 22 years. We are very different, and sometimes I wonder how we lasted 22 days. But, for the most part, we get along great. Then there's this: Exhibit A

As if that wasn't bad enough, I give you Exhibit B:

Really? I shop at one of those large, warehouse clubs. We never have less than say twenty rolls of TP in the house. There is NO reason for either of these situations to ever occur!!! I know I didn't do this. The kids pretty much only use their bathroom, and this may be happening there, but I don't go in. Too scary. Two teenagers, remember?

I know he works hard. So do I. After all, I work full time and write. Is it too much to ask that the TP be replaced? I think not! Stay tuned. The TP war is far from over...